Operation
So today is the day - A right Orchidectomy - or to translate - removal of the right testicle under general anesthetic (why the hell would you do it with a local anesthetic is beyond me).
So I book in and was greeted by a familiar face - a friends Sister was looking after me - after I'd confirmed that I was OK with that. Honestly, it put me at ease knowing the person in the hospital.
I met the doctor and we discussed the operation and what was due to happen. Keyhole surgery, remove the bad testicle, take a sample of the left testicle (to check no spread of anything) and then I had a choice - to replace the removed testicle with a prosthetic one.
So I'd had some chats with mates over this. Mostly completely unhelpful "Can you pick the weight and size?" "Can you get a titanium one?" "Can you get an extra one added"...... Thanks chaps 😁
The Doctor gave me some details around the pro's and con's for each option and was told to think about it properly and advise once I went down for anesthetic.
So the time came - I was taken down to theatre and met the anesthetist who prepared me to go under. I spoke with the Doctor and advised him of my decision - to NOT have a prosthetic replacement. It doesn't do anything, it might not be the same size, could be rejected, could cause infection - do you know what - let's not go there. Paperwork signed. Ready to go.
I got a bit teary at this point - hell I was scared - thank you Nicola - you reassured me and stayed with me, as promised until I felt very sleeeeepy........
And you are back in the room !
That initial thoughts of where the hell am I? Whats going on. Oh bloody hell that's sore if I move ! I was in recovery, I'd survived. I was being fixed.
I spent the next couple of hours coming round from the anesthetic and as it was a day case - I had to go home that day - but had to pee before I left.
Top tip - sit on the toilet post operation. If you think you had directional issues taking a pee standing up before an orchidectomy then you wait. You can't guess, left, right, up, down or a combination of all !!! Safest bet is to take a seat and not worry !
The Doctor came and saw me and talked me through the operation and what had been done - he mentioned that the CT scan had showed activity in one of my lymph nodes and that my next port of call would be The Royal Marsden in Sutton.
I was very swollen - but I expected it to be swollen - what I hadn't expected was the size of the keyhole - it clearly didn't happen and I had a large incision in my groin and a hugely swollen old chap. Not swollen in a way to impress the ladies and as for my scrotum - remember Buster Gonad from Viz (if not google it !). It was crazy - wear tight supportive underwear - if you can fit yourself into them !
I walked out to the car like John Wayne with painkillers and Nat took me home. Time to rest and time to heal. I could shower in a couple of days and it would be all good...... we are on the road to recovery.
Nicola - thank you for your kindness, you were a star !
So I book in and was greeted by a familiar face - a friends Sister was looking after me - after I'd confirmed that I was OK with that. Honestly, it put me at ease knowing the person in the hospital.
I met the doctor and we discussed the operation and what was due to happen. Keyhole surgery, remove the bad testicle, take a sample of the left testicle (to check no spread of anything) and then I had a choice - to replace the removed testicle with a prosthetic one.
So I'd had some chats with mates over this. Mostly completely unhelpful "Can you pick the weight and size?" "Can you get a titanium one?" "Can you get an extra one added"...... Thanks chaps 😁
The Doctor gave me some details around the pro's and con's for each option and was told to think about it properly and advise once I went down for anesthetic.
So the time came - I was taken down to theatre and met the anesthetist who prepared me to go under. I spoke with the Doctor and advised him of my decision - to NOT have a prosthetic replacement. It doesn't do anything, it might not be the same size, could be rejected, could cause infection - do you know what - let's not go there. Paperwork signed. Ready to go.
I got a bit teary at this point - hell I was scared - thank you Nicola - you reassured me and stayed with me, as promised until I felt very sleeeeepy........
And you are back in the room !
That initial thoughts of where the hell am I? Whats going on. Oh bloody hell that's sore if I move ! I was in recovery, I'd survived. I was being fixed.
I spent the next couple of hours coming round from the anesthetic and as it was a day case - I had to go home that day - but had to pee before I left.
Top tip - sit on the toilet post operation. If you think you had directional issues taking a pee standing up before an orchidectomy then you wait. You can't guess, left, right, up, down or a combination of all !!! Safest bet is to take a seat and not worry !
The Doctor came and saw me and talked me through the operation and what had been done - he mentioned that the CT scan had showed activity in one of my lymph nodes and that my next port of call would be The Royal Marsden in Sutton.
I was very swollen - but I expected it to be swollen - what I hadn't expected was the size of the keyhole - it clearly didn't happen and I had a large incision in my groin and a hugely swollen old chap. Not swollen in a way to impress the ladies and as for my scrotum - remember Buster Gonad from Viz (if not google it !). It was crazy - wear tight supportive underwear - if you can fit yourself into them !
I walked out to the car like John Wayne with painkillers and Nat took me home. Time to rest and time to heal. I could shower in a couple of days and it would be all good...... we are on the road to recovery.
Nicola - thank you for your kindness, you were a star !
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